Hello lifelong readers and A-list celebrities. Sorry I have been so blogged down, but life has been pretty crazy. Everyday busier than the last, and with no end in sight I wanted to get a few words down before another elongated absence. Let's all keep our fingers crossed and hope that Santa brings us a new blog for x-mas.
You would think that being so busy would make me a ravenous coffee drinker to keep up. Well that's true, I drink at least 2 cups a day, and thats before 12. I know, I know save the lectures at least I am not using white refined sugar. In all this time though, I haven't once ever bought a Starbucks coffee. How many people can say that? I think I am in the 10 % of America that has never once bought a starbucks, and 1% of the population of white people. I only tried a frappachino a handful of times and thats it. Well you wanna know why? Because Starbucks is evil! Ok, I don't actually have any proof of that, nor have I even google searched starbucks and evil (5 minutes later, according to angry bloggers,websites, and D&D, yes) but I have a sneaking suspicion that they truly are part of the dark side. For example, my father drank Dunkin Donuts coffee every morning for 10 years, had one cup of Starbucks and never went back. And don't give me that balony about that they use better coffee, clearly something is in the brew, and it aint the beans. I will never prove my theory, is it a theory? not really, but I will also never buy Starbucks in my life. I once asked a barista out on a date, turns out she was seventeen and had to ask her mom for permission, bad karma. Yes, I have been in many Starbucks, I never said I enjoyed it. Although I do like that they offer you Sugar in the Raw. What does it all mean? Nothing. I will however keep this streak alive until the day I die, and who knows by then I may be the 1% of the world.
Another reason that I haven't been as bloggy lately is because I am putting together a website with a few of my closest cronies. I can't tell you much else, but in 60 days we will revolutionize the internet and we will become the new Mark Zuckerbergs of the world....or just stop by our site once in a while, either works.
Continuing with my busy schedule I just got my best buddy since we were in pre-school married this weekend, in what will undoubtly go down as one of the greatest wedding of all time. Not only was it 12 hours long, but it involved 3 different meals, a band, a dj, 420 people, one hell of a best man speech (Yup, I went there). So a rabbi and a priest walk into a church....45 minutes later out walk a married couple. Break the glass, sing Ava Maria, and kiss the bride we have our 3rd married friend. I fear who may be next. And if your reading this congratulations Mr. and Mrs. Matthew Carona. Boy do the portugese know how to party.
This doesn't make me busy but I feel as if I mention this. My new cat farts...a lot. Like an unbearable amount, and not only is it silent, but its deadly. It can clear a room. She farts like a 330 lb lineman after a trip to Taco Bell, but is half the size and weight of a normal cat. If she wasn't so darn cute I would be angry, but its at the point where it is waking me up a night. Happy, nervous, excited, it doesn't matter. If cats sleep 18 hours a day, she spends the other 6 farting. It's getting to the point where I call them as my own so she won't embarass herself in public....but maybe the leash already does that.
Quick combined Random Tangent and "Office" section of the blog:
Google map: Japan to China, and read it all the way through until you get to # 42. Then laugh.
One of my "co-workers" is trying to pull off 2 sweatshirts to work everyday, not only that but the inside one has a wool lining. Not only is he not pulling it off, but I think he may be suffering from heat stroke in winter.
Another one of my "co-workers" was inadvertantly given a new nickname. It isn't funny, memorable, or even relevant, but somehow he claims it has doubled his popularity in the "office" His nickname: Moop.
Usually after a Jet loss I get razzed by my "co-workers" but I never thought that 4 different people would say to me "Are you mad because the Jets cheated?" Not lost, but cheated. Ouch.
Went to the Bell late night and ordered 48 tacos this weekend. Only cost me 43 dollars. Best deal in America right now. Some would call it a recession special.
(NY, NY 12/7/10)
Aloha means goodbye folks
- Foxx
